I've Been Getting These Headaches

They said that if you looked close enough, you could see the sparkle in my eyes. They didn't know that the light was reflecting on the larvae hatching just behind my retinas. I had approximately 3 weeks before my entire brain would be a sloshing mixture of broken neurons and slug excrement.

So what's new with you?

Under normal circumstances, I would have the decent manners to warn you before I explode into a murderous fury, but hopefully you'll understand that time is of the essence. In this state of mental transition between lucid and liquid, more than just a few hundred thousand parasites have crossed my mind.

So many things that were obscured from my consciousness throughout my lifetime have become obvious in ways that only an insane person could understand. Research is conducted on a continual basis. I shit, fight and fuck my way to a state of tertiary transcendence but most people don't see the difference between myself and every other red-blooded American male. For starters, my blood is paisley. What's your excuse?

Unfortunately, I could no more explain my discoveries to you than the scientist getting a monkey's permission before cutting out its heart in the name of science. I can only say this: please try to stay on my good side.

Oh well. Back to the killing I mean research.

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