I'm just starting out, so be patient with me. Now, I want you to be entertained, but entertainment comes with a price. And the price for my entertaining you is time. I am a slow boy and easily distracted, so much time is necessary. Now, I know all of you are slobbering like rabid Shih-Tzu's to see what I have to show you. So HERE is a taste. And HERE is another. Enjoy, you thankless turds.

Ok, read THIS.

A Shining Example of Profound Stupidity

Adventures in the 4th Dimension

Claim Jumper, Bitch!

The Bittersweet Aftertaste of Love

NEW NEW NEW NEW! Video Games are for Suckers

Whiskey at the Whiskey with 'Roids

If you're sick of seeing that I haven't updated this page in a while...I'm sorry. I swear I haven't just been pickin' my balls. That only takes up 14.7231% of my time. Give me a day or two...it will happen.

Blueprint for a Stupendous Badass

What's Not To Love?

A Brave New World

Interesting? I Dunno. You Tell Me.

090904 - Scott, his Big Gay Dragon, and I are goin' to Canada for a little refreshifyin'! We're gonna do some real pie eatin' and coffee drinkin'. Wish you could come :(
Anyway, this means there won't be any new updates for about a week and a half. But don't worry, they'll come - and they're gonna blow your fucking brains out. Puuueace!

Vancouver Sucks

Some Bands I'd Like To Name Check

The Zach Documentary

Sweet, Heavenly Rest

One of Life's Mysteries - Solved?

You Too Can Do This. Maybe.

I am not a Pig

RIP Hobbes

Idiosyncratic Dancing Monkeys

The Great Costco Adventure

Let Me Introduce You to...

Why Does My Ass Hurt?

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Sluts

It's Not Crazy If Everyone Belives Me

I'm just going to be a whore and come out with it: post a goddamn message on the forums. I want you to tell me how shitty this site is. I don't care if I don't know you. Just do it. I need attention. I crave it. I am a whore.