Death In Costco

Hey mama, we goin' shoppin'!

I heard we can git some real quality fixin's here.

They got us some new fangled technojiggery.

And they got them applyances.

Mama ain't them books what they keep at the libary?

I loves me them baskets.

I heard they got them computins runnin' the govemint.

More o' them technojiggers...

Waitaminnit. Hold on.

Baskets?

Thems weren't no baskets...

Thems was CASKETS!

Whut in tha hell?

Steel. Bronze. Copper...say mama dint you say you like stainless?

Lesee ther selektyon:

Shore is expensive. And they ain't got but one to choose frum.

Mama, I think you gonna like regular ole' steel juss as good.

Hey now, that Mother shure does look like a deal. Fer that price we can
git one for everyone. One for you mama, one fer Taylor, one fer Morgan,
an' one fer the gardner. Well, I 'spose Micheal and Josephine jus' gonna
be shitouttaluck.

Time fer a hodown. Break out them banjos. Yeeeehaw!

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